Brian opened his garden gate and got slapped in the face by his climbing rose yet again, just like he did yesterday; and the day before that; and the day before that, and - well, you get the idea.
What Brian needs is Fast Fix Hook and Loop Tape - yes, it's a catchy name for a catchy gizmo. It's the quick and easy way to secure plants, branches and young trees in place and because it's waterproof, durable, flexible and soft, it will last while giving your plants the tender plants the gentle touch they need. Simply cut to length, overlap and fix. Yes Brian, it really is that easy and if your rose no longer needs Fast Fixing in place, you can still use it again and again.
In fact, why not use Fast Fix to tidy all those cables, bungy ropes and canes in your shed Brian? You might feel like going in there again!